Cosmo Cocktailer

A Cocktailer is a 32 oz clear glass bottle with pour-to lines for your ingredients.

Meet the Cosmo, your new bestie who’s always up for a night out!

With its sharp blend of vodka, cranberry, and a zesty twist of lemon, this cocktail is the ultimate mix of classy and sassy. It’s like your favorite little black dress... timeless, fabulous, and guaranteed to turn heads!

Some recipes go heavy on the lime—but we found that less is more. After rounds of taste-testing (with regular, lime, and citron vodkas), citron vodka without lime juice was the winner: well-balanced, bright, and delicious. Best of all? It's easy to make, and you won’t need to chase down limes.

Prefer a more tart sip? Add a splash of lime—there’s room in the bottle for your twist.

One sip, and you’ll feel like you're living your best glamorous life, whether you're sipping at a rooftop party or just vibing on your couch. Sweet, tart, and just the right amount of fancy, the Cosmo is always the life of the party, no matter the occasion.

So go ahead... shake it up, pour it out, and let your inner cosmopolitan shine! ✨🍸.

How it works

Keeping it simple is our thing!

1) Gather all ingredients on your Cocktailer

2) Pour each ingredient to its perfect little line.

3) Sit back, sip, and enjoy the flawless cocktail you just whipped up in seconds - thanks to YOUR Cockatoo! 🎉🍹

Cosmo Mocktail

Turn your Cosmo Cocktailer into a Cosmo Mocktailer. 

The Cosmo profile is crisp, tart and elegant. The Cosmo Mocktail must keep to this profile.

The challenge is making sure the Cosmo Mocktail isn’t too sweet.  The Cosmo Cocktailer uses Citron Vodka, which is enough tart for a perfectly balanced Cosmo. You can simply replace the alcohol in your Cosmo Cocktailer with “spirit-free” alcohol alternatives, or try these substitutes:

Citron Vodka – Replace the Vodka with water and fresh squeezed lime or lemon, depending on your preference.

Cranberry Juice – You can use the same cranberry juice that you use for the Cosmo Cocktailer. You may want to chose unsweetened. Adding more lime can also help cut down on the sweetness. If you like more sweetness, you can use less lime juice and add simple syrup to taste, or use sweetened cranberry juice.

Cointreau – Cointreau is an orange liquor; an upscale version of Triple Sec. Triple sec has a purer orange flavor than Cointreau and is sweeter. Cointreau is made with both sweet and bitter orange peels, offering a complex and sweet citrus flavor. To replace Cointreau, start with orange juice, but that isn’t going to get you all the way. Adding orange zest may help. A touch of grenadine might help, but be careful. A little grenadine goes a long way.

If the flavor profile is a bit flat for your taste, top off your glass with some flavored or unflavored sparkling water.